One of the cruellest things you can do to another person is pretend you care about them more than you really do.
Douglas Coupland (via in-finitus)

get-sherlock-s-arse:

didney-worl-no-uta:

admiralrainbow:

rirygoesrawr:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD

I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.

“Men can handle anything”

“Women exaggerate everything”

And then they realized just how wrong they were

Can I show this to everyone? Not even just people who think men are the superior gender. Just everyone.

(Source: vimeo.com)

  • Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.

its-a me twerkio

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Happy 43rd Birthday, Tina Fey!

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kawaii-aussie:

basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us the bottOM LINE IS NO PLS DONT SELL TUMBLR DAVID KARP NOOOO DONt do It

When a sidewalk petitioner tries to get me to sign something

whatshouldwecallme:

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That awkward moment when you bump into someone.

sodamnrelatable:

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